Sand in his Vagina – a poem

Disclaimer : The following poem is a work of fiction.  Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.

 

There once was a man, a miner

who got some sand in his vagina

All day long he would whinge and moan

His face contorted with grimace and groan

Until all suspected angina.

 

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